#stole from a generator

when heisenberg does something to piss alcina off and you try to calm her down but it doesn't quite work you: violence isn'...

when you eat the last biscuit and alcina catches you you: at my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely ...

alcina: damn, the power went out. and we're low on candles. you: don’t worry, I got this. *stomps foot* alcina: wha-?? you:......