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Scaramouche: If you’re over 5’11, I’m sorry, but your pronouns are fe/fi/fo/fum. La Signora: Listen here you little- Childe: ...

Gorou: Lesbians! What is your wisdom? Sara: world hard and cold. tiddy soft and warm. Yae: girl hot Kokomi: watch naruto!...

Lisa: I’m a lesbiab Lisa: Lesbiem Lisa: Less bien Kaeya: It’s okay, take your time. Lisa: Jean....

Thoma: What's a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? Wusband?? Hife?? Wifesband?!?!? Ayaka: *write the ...

Mother Miranda: So, what do you think? Alcina: Sorry, I wasn't listening. But, I strongly disagree with Heisenberg. ...

Xiangling: The only essential oil is olive....

Daniela: At my funeral, there’s gonna be a closed casket. It will then be opened to reveal I’m not inside Daniela: ...

Diluc: Since it's impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis....

Heisenberg: Getting a brain scan today lads Alcina: To check if you have one? Heisenberg: Thank you so much for your concern ...

Daniela: Self care is actually tormenting your maids. Bela: No, self care is stuff like taking a hot blood bath. Or putting on ...

Lady D: Sometimes, it is next to impossible to understand my daughters. Lady D: Earlier, I witnessed Bela and Daniela ...

Bela: Mother, I bring you a fresh cup of warm, wet, bright red mAaAaAaAaAn blood. Lady D: It’s stale. Bela: ..cup of warm, wet,......

Dimitrescu, to Heisenberg: Your personality makes up for all the dick you don’t have....

Lady D: “Why is it that when couples make a new human life, it’s ‘beautiful’ and ‘miraculous’, but when I make three ...

Aether: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?! Jean: I don’t know, can you? Aether: May I get a hell yeah? Jean: You should’ve gotten a ...

Lumine: I'm buying something, need anything? Ganyu: My self-worth Xiao: My will to live Venti: My mental stability Aether: Okay,......

Jean, filing paperwork: Hey, were you guys assigned male or female at birth? Kaeya: Bold of you to assume I was born ...

noelle, trying to convince jean to knight her: i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i ...

Xiangling: It’s okay to ask for help Xingqiu: You’re not a burden Xiao: Murder is okay Chongyun: Your feelings matter...

Ok childe...

Jean: Oh, to be a bored princess who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute ...

Aether: It's Christmas and you know what that means. Childe: Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the ...

Kaeya, drunk: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple: the status. Imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they’...

Venti: Ow! My armkle! Diluc: Your what? Traveler sighing: His wrist...