#genshin impact memes

no more boobs...

Itto, already snickering: what do you call a fish with no eyes? Traveler, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Itto: Itto: fsh...

Albedo: We don't say "fuck" here. Instead, use "I messed up again" or "Things aren't going too well as it should be". Kaeya:......

Childe: How many children do you have? Zhongli: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference...

Me at ar55: I have no quests and no resources Me at ar56: I’ll do the quest later and why do I have so much fucking mora...

Traveler reacting to ...

Kaeya: [going undercover as a Treasure Hoarder] I’m a wanted man, Diluc Diluc: [knowing this, but going to go beat him ...

I’m never going to get over how Zhongli named his dragon “dragon” but because it’s Farsi he doesn’t think anyone will know ...

Childe vs. Diluc...

Kaeya on his way to betray Mondstadt...

Kaeya speaking Hilichurlian...

Barbara: *sneezes* Venti, sitting on the statue above her: bless you Barbara: ...god? venti: *mini panik*...

When you're about to get your ass kicked by four fucking ruin guards...

Venti: *tapes small knife onto robot vacuum cleaner* [ten minutes later] Diluc barging into the living room with a small ...

Bennett: What's a gender neutral term for your spouse? Wusband? Hife?? Wifesband??? [Ten minutes later] Bennett: I may ...

Microwave grape fiasco...

Diluc: *loses Kaeya in the crowd* Also Diluc: fucking finally...

Klee in the courtroom: part 2...

Zhongli: osmanthus wine tastes the same as I But where are those who share the memory? Paimon and traveler ...

Fischl: “Woman”? No, you misheard. I’m an omen Keqing: I don’t identify as “Male” or “Female”, I identify as a warning. Barbara:......

Kaeya on the street ...

Childe: Are you okay? Aether: No. Childe: Oh, cool. I was just checking....

This is what I picture when I imagine Xingqiu and Hu Tao having poetry meetings...

Childe: Nose  Childe: Lol I typed nose with my nose  Lumine: Heart  Childe: What the fuck  Childe: ...Lumine?  Childe:......