Streamer!Eren headcanons

›› AU: Modern!AU

›› Genre: Fluff

›› Rating: Anyone can read

›› Pairings: Streamer!Eren x Black!Reader

›› Author Note: Ive been having the biggest brain rot about streamer!eren cause i just feel in my bones, it would be perfect for him so here are some head canons.

inspired by @sleepysnk

• Eren would play any game that peaks his interest, but gets the most views when he plays any horror game, minecraft, or among us.
• Its mainly due to how serious he gets when he rages over losing/dying or getting a jump scare.
• “SON OF A BITCH! WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT ZOMBIE EVEN COME FROM?”
• “Eren babe, not so loud.”
• “Sorry beautiful.”
• There are tons of video compilations dedicated to you walking in to shush him
• His fans ADORE you
• Most of them are baffled that Eren is in an interracial relationship but quickly grow used it after seeing your interactions
• He often answers questions surrounding your relationship without invading what you want to keep private.
• He would 100% let you sit in his lap whilst streaming
• His views always rise when you are there, people just like seeing the adorable banter and romance
• Everyone can tell how much he loves you
• Literally he will visibly soften whenever you enter his line of view
• Demands kisses whenever you enter or leave his “office”
• If you ever miss a kiss, he will take a break from his stream and track you down
• Plays with Jean, Connie, and Armin often
• Plays with you too and gets super overprotective if anyone kills you in a game.
• Once the entire gang played Among Us together and Eren went completely batshit after finding out Reiner and Bertholdt were the imposters that killed you.
• The next round he is the imposter.
• “And I took that personally.”
• He’s oddly the scariest imposter.
• For some reason, he becomes rational but manages to hide it well behind his usual hotheadness.
• Still would never kill you tho <3
• He would completely obliterate you in minecraft however
• “eren stop I only have one heart left. you play too much.”
• “you didnt seem to mind playing when you hit me into lava… I lost all my fucking diamonds so you know what they say… hasta la vista baby”
• Sucks at building but sucks at mining as well
• usually fights mobs all night to stack up xp
• says he’s training to fight the dragon
• swears he’ll slay all creepers
• deathly afraid of endermans
• when they pop up, his screams are girly and loud
• “HOLY SHIT. NO NO NO RUN YOU DAMN MIDGET! FUCKING MOVE!”
• when he isn’t fighting, he’ll gather flowers for you and constantly leave them in places for you to find around your house
• “Thanks for the flowers baby, yellow is still my favorite.”
• “I know princess.”
• he also puts gifts in your chests even though he sucks at mining, because you deserve the best.
• Eren is pretty perverted and though he doesnt look at his stream chat often, whenever he sees any comments about your body or how lucky he is, all he does is grin knowingly and mumble “all mine.”
• HATES whenever people make it a big deal that you’re black
• addresses it once and swears if shit starts up again, he’ll leave forever and never come back despite streaming being something he loves
• will never tolerate racism or hearing stereotypes toward you EVER, even if its unintentional, pops off ever mfing time.
• “Whether or not that’s her real hair, it doesn’t fucking concern you. Stop asking when you clearly look like you have uneven extensions, Brittany. Mind your fucking business.”
• “Baby chill, maybe she was just asking a honest questions.”
• “Nah fuck that. I don’t give a damn, don’t worry about whats in my baby’s head.”
• You know those social media stars, who turn the cheek and allow people to say rude and hateful shit?
• Yeah thats not Eren, he will always clap back harder and its beyond disrespectful.
• “How are you gonna tell me to kill myself, when your bio literally says fly high mom? You must want me to pay her a visit or something.”
• “I’m too short? Well I think my height is just fine compared to your brother who seems to be just below six feet.”
• He has been cancelled TOO many times
• its always for stupid shit
• for being able to speak Japanese despite being a white man
• for thinking pineapple on pizza is good
• for liking Pepsi over coke
• for pouring his milk in before his cereal
• His COD lobby trash talk; while he doesn’t say slurs or racist remarks, its too damn vulgar. He was built for that lobby 😭😭
• His trash talking is elite and most times you can hear the person he is shit talking on the verge of crying. Its so fucking brutal.
• In the same breath, he turn around and ask for kisses from you, as if he didn’t make someone rethink being born.
• That side only pops out when he is extremely pissed and he tries to avoid ever getting that mad because he knows words can hurt.
• AN ADVOCATE FOR THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY
• Gets super confused whenever someone asks what his thoughts on the community are.
• “Love who you want, why the fuck should I worry about what some else gets off to?”
• “If dicks makes you hard, cool. If pussy get you off, me too, lets be friends. Sexuality shouldn’t matter people, grow tf up.”
• Donates a huge sum of the money he earns to different causes such as: cleaning up the polluted ocean charities, Black lives matter, protect Asian lives, and feed the hungry.
• Basically he’s caring and just wants to help despite his impulsive personality.
• Once a month, he visits orphanages to talk to the kids, no camera no video nothing just to hang with the kids.
• The only way his followers find out is because others posting about it.
• Overall, Eren is in love with what he does and you, but if he had to pick, he’d choose you every single day over and over again <3